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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
"Avatar" STD
Season 1 E 6 • 11/16/2010
Nick turns to his coworker for advice on what do about his glowing penis.
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02:31
The Time Traveler
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E4
A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
11/02/2010
02:19
Creepios
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E4
Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
11/02/2010
00:58
Survibrator
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E4
A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
11/02/2010
02:30
Going Green
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E5
Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
11/09/2010
02:14
Masturbating Sniper
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E5
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
11/09/2010
01:43
Gay Robot - Facebook Update
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E5
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
11/09/2010
01:57
Treasure Map
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E5
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
11/09/2010
01:32
Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
02:29
Critter Gitters
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
11/16/2010
02:01
Superman's Repayment
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
02:31
"Avatar" STD
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
11/16/2010
02:28
Time Capsule
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
01:49
Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
02:24
Role-Playing
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
11/23/2010
01:51
The Old House
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
11/23/2010
01:44
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
10/05/2011
01:25
Save the Fat Americans
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
10/05/2011
03:04
Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
10/05/2011
03:04
Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
10/05/2011
01:29
Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
10/12/2011
03:15
Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
10/12/2011
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