| Time | Show | Episode |
|---|---|---|
9:00AM |
Entourage |
Tree Trippers (059)
Making the right call on a crucial career move calls for Vince and the guys to search for clarity and guidance in the arid expanse of Joshua Tree... |
9:30AM |
Comedy Central Presents |
Comedy Central Presents Kyle Dunnigan (1109)
Kyle Dunnigan talks about how hard it is for him to have safe sex, why he hates missing a call from his mom, and adds in a little musical comedy in... |
10:00AM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/5/2013 - Commissioner Ray Kelly (18056)
|
10:30AM |
The Colbert Report |
2/5/2013 - Julie Andrews (9056)
|
11:00AM |
Scrubs |
My Blind Date (112)
Dr. Cox tries to "pitch a perfect game" by not allowing any patients to die on his shift in an episode of this off-the-wall medical comedy. |
11:30AM |
Kroll Show |
Secret Room (101)
Bobby Bottleservice investigates paranormal activity, a couple builds a secret room, and Young Billy Joel goes on an adventure. |
12:00PM |
Workaholics |
Stop! Pajama Time
(207)
When Jillian gets put in charge at work, all hell breaks loose. |
12:30PM |
Workaholics |
Fat Cuz (301)
The guys enlist Adam's obese cousin to get a handicapped parking pass. |
1:00PM |
Workaholics |
True Dromance (302)
The guys cheat on Karl with a new drug dealer. |
1:30PM |
Workaholics |
Man Up
(210)
The guys go on a Man Trip to reclaim their machismo. |
2:00PM |
The Slammin' Salmon |
Slammin' Salmon, The
(Movie)
Starring: Jay Chandrasekhar and Michael Clarke Duncan. A former heavyweight boxer and owner of the Slammin Salmon Seafood restaurant, offers a... |
4:00PM |
The Half Hour |
Rory Scovel:The Half Hour (101)
A half hour stand-up special featuring Rory Scovel. |
4:30PM |
Futurama |
The Mutants Are Revolting
(612)
Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people. |
5:00PM |
Futurama |
The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
(613)
The Planet Express crew learns the true meaning of Xmas, Robanukah, and Kwanzaa. |
5:30PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire (307)
The gang try to become local celebrities by creating their own public access news show and making it big on the hip club scene. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
Trapped in the Closet
(0912)
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. |
6:30PM |
Tosh.0 |
114
(114)
Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to ofer. Tonight, the N64 Kid's web redemption, rollerblading fails, and the grossest thing you've... |
7:00PM |
The Colbert Report |
2/5/2013 - Julie Andrews (9056)
|
7:30PM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/5/2013 - Commissioner Ray Kelly (18056)
|
8:00PM |
Workaholics |
Alice Quits (313)
The guys meet their new boss when Alice quits being their old boss. |
8:30PM |
South Park |
Canceled
(0704)
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. |
9:00PM |
Margaritaville |
Margaritaville
(1303)
Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
T.M.I.
(1504)
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. |
10:00PM |
Workaholics |
Fourth and Inches (315)
The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports. |
10:30PM |
Kroll Show |
Too Much Tuna (106)
Liz and Liz promote yogurt water, Rich Dicks go shopping, and Oh Hello’s Gil & George play a prank. |
11:00PM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/6/2013 - Ed Whitacre (18057)
|
11:31PM |
The Colbert Report |
2/6/2013 - Lawrence Wright (9057)
|
| Thursday February 7, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
Workaholics |
Fourth and Inches (315)
The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports. |
12:30AM |
Kroll Show |
Too Much Tuna (106)
Liz and Liz promote yogurt water, Rich Dicks go shopping, and Oh Hello’s Gil & George play a prank. |
1:00AM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/6/2013 - Ed Whitacre (18057)
|
1:30AM |
The Colbert Report |
2/6/2013 - Lawrence Wright (9057)
|
2:00AM |
Workaholics |
Fourth and Inches (315)
The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports. |
2:30AM |
Kroll Show |
Too Much Tuna (106)
Liz and Liz promote yogurt water, Rich Dicks go shopping, and Oh Hello’s Gil & George play a prank. |
3:00AM |
South Park |
EEK, A PENIS!
(1205)
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. |
3:30AM |
Chappelle's Show |
Chappelle's Show (202)
Dave imagines a black, watermelon-smashing Gallagher and Paul Mooney guest stars as "Negrodamus;" musical guest DMX. |
4:00AM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
The Gang Sells Out (308)
The gang agrees to sell Paddy’s when they get an offer that’s too good to turn down. |
4:30AM |
Comedy Central Presents |
Comedy Central Presents Al Madrigal (909)
Al Madrigal discusses his Mexican roots and how to deal with bad fast-food employees in this half-hour, stand-up special. |
9:00AM |
Entourage |
ReDOMption (060)
Dom needs Vince's help after being involved in a televised car chase; Ari wagers on Vince's career while playing golf with studio head Alan Gray;... |
9:30AM |
Comedy Central Presents |
Comedy Central Presents Nick DiPaolo (607)
Nick DiPaolo takes on the aging process and the military in this Comedy Central Presents stand-up special. |
10:00AM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/6/2013 - Ed Whitacre (18057)
|
10:30AM |
The Colbert Report |
2/6/2013 - Lawrence Wright (9057)
|
11:00AM |
Scrubs |
My Balancing Act (113)
Carla and Turk encounter 'intimacy issues' for the first time in an episode of this off-the-wall medical comedy. |
11:30AM |
Scrubs |
My Drug Buddy (114)
Accusations fly as drugs go missing at the hospital, and JD tries to find time to have sex with his new girlfriend in an episode of this... |
12:00PM |
30 Rock |
Winter Madness (411)
|
12:30PM |
30 Rock |
Verna (412)
|
1:00PM |
30 Rock |
Anna Howard Shaw Day (413)
|
1:30PM |
30 Rock |
Future Husband (414)
|
2:00PM |
The Man |
Man, The
(Movie)
Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Eugene Levy. After his partner is killed, Derrick Vann is set on finding the murderers – but mistakes eccentric... |
4:02PM |
Comedy Central Presents |
Comedy Central Presents John Caparulo (1020)
John Caparulo takes on speeding tickets, obnoxious dogs and air travel in this half-hour, stand-up special. |
4:28PM |
Futurama |
The Silence of the Clamps (614)
After testifying against the Robot Mafia, Bender goes into hiding in the witness relocation program. |
4:59PM |
Futurama |
Mobius Dick
(615)
Leela becomes obsessed with hunting down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale. |
5:30PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
The Gang Sells Out (308)
The gang agrees to sell Paddy’s when they get an offer that’s too good to turn down. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
Up the Down Steroid
(0803)
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. |
6:30PM |
Tosh.0 |
115
(115)
Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight, Daniel answers twitter questions about your favorite celebrities and the... |
7:00PM |
The Colbert Report |
2/6/2013 - Lawrence Wright (9057)
|
7:30PM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/6/2013 - Ed Whitacre (18057)
|
8:00PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
The Storm of the Century (706)
With an apocalyptic storm headed to Philly, The Gang joins the panicking in a race to secure scarce resources. As Dennis, Mac, Charlie and Dee get... |
8:30PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games (707)
What's The Gang to do on a rainy day but play the most twisted (and self-made) board game ever. Dee and Dennis square off against Mac, Charlie and... |
9:00PM |
Workaholics |
6 Hours Till Hedonism II
(204)
The guys have 6 hours to get Blake a passport, or they’ll miss their Thanksgiving trip to Hedonism II. |
9:30PM |
Tosh.0 |
501 (501)
In the season 5 premiere, Daniel and his staff do various sports challenges, he sends a suggestive picture to a stranger, and Michael, a kid who... |
10:00PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
The Gang Gets Analyzed (805)
Sweet Dee goes to her psychiatrist. The psychiatrist is shocked to learn that Dee brings the whole gang along with her, forcing the doctor to... |
10:30PM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (806)
Charlie's mom tells him she has cancer. The gang tries to help her out, each in their own way. Meanwhile, Frank thinks his mind may be slipping. |
11:00PM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/7/2013 - Neil Barofsky (18058)
|
11:31PM |
The Colbert Report |
2/7/2013 - Benh Zeitlin (9058)
|
| Friday February 8, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
Tosh.0 |
414
(414)
Daniel gives the spelling bee kid a web redemption, talks with zombies, and blows something up. |
12:30AM |
Tosh.0 |
416 (416)
Daniel pays people $5 to degrade themselves for your amusement, creates a new game to replace "F, Marry, Kill," and gives Bubb Rubb a web redemption. |
1:00AM |
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart |
2/7/2013 - Neil Barofsky (18058)
|
1:30AM |
The Colbert Report |
2/7/2013 - Benh Zeitlin (9058)
|
2:00AM |
Futurama |
Amazon Women in the Mood
(305)
The crew gets stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. |
2:30AM |
Brickleberry |
The Dam Show (110)
The dam that holds back Brickleberry River is destroyed by fireworks set off in honor of Woody's birthday. The park floods, and our rangers, along... |
3:00AM |
Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour |
Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour
(Special)
In this Network Television Premiere, Patton Oswalt shares his thoughts on romantic comedies, being a new dad, the art of vomiting, and asks us to... |
4:00AM |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
Mac is a Serial Killer (310)
Mac's unusual behavior leads Frank, Dennis and Dee to suspect that he's the serial killer on the loose in Philly. |
4:30AM |
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time |
Baby Not From Booty
(201)
This season premiere features Nick discussing dive bars, a parody of “16 and Pregnant”, an infomercial for an unorthodox way to get better abs, and... |
9:00AM |
Entourage |
Gotta Look Up To Get Down (061)
Vince works with a supermodel on a photo shoot for a major fashion house, and Ari seizes an opportunity at a funeral to boost his client's career. |