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Ugly Americans  |  See All Videos

Preview - Group Therapy

Mark gets all of the recent immigrants together to share their problems in a group setting.

Views: 90,508
Posted: 02/23/2010
Find out more about the new animated show Ugly Americans, premiering one week from tomorrow after a new South Park!
Hit the town in the new Ugly Americans game, "Citizen Ugly."

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Web Redemption - Phillies Fan

Tosh drills the girl who threw her dad's foul ball back onto the field on which things you should keep and which things you should throw away.

Views: 6,824
Posted: 03/03/2010
Don't miss a new episode of Tosh.0 tomorrow at 10:30pm / 9:30c.
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Preview - Ladies Room

Allison's best friend accompanies her to the bathroom to discuss her blind date.

Views: 7,579
Posted: 03/08/2010
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Arabian Rights

There are so many people John Oliver wants to thank for the success of the Iraq invasion.

Views: 78,408
Posted: 03/09/2010
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South Park: Exclusive - Pinewood Derby Outtake

Randy Marsh calls his Pinewood Derby arch-rival to brag about Stan's monster epic win.

Views: 2,307
Posted: 03/08/2010
New episodes of South Park premiere one week from tomorrow at 10pm / 9c.

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Season 14 of South Park commences in just one week -- watch an outtake from the upcoming Season 13 DVD to get psyched. Then prepare to hang out with zombie roommates, demon ex-girlfriends and assorted "other" in previews of the new animated show Ugly Americans.

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6 new clips from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Foul Ball! See the the Phillies Fan's Daughter in the Adorable Web Redemption on Tonight's Tosh.0
Daniel Tosh catches up with a Phillies fan and his baseball-hating daughter in a new Web Redemption. Go to the Tosh.0 Blog for the latest videos and blog posts, including a new Caption Challenge.
6 new clips from The Colbert Report.
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Demetri Martin adds one and one to get tomorrow's Important Thing: the number 2. Watch Demetri in the midst of a very hi-tech blind date in a new preview clip.
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