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Why does America have to be the greatest country in the world? Why can't it just be the greatest country for us?

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Lack of Vision

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

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Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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