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Mike Birbiglia looks like a million space bucks in the space suit he's wearing to promote his "I'm In the Future Also" tour.

Mike's brother Joe interviews him about his "I'm in the Future Also" tour and asks if he can tag along.

Mike Birbiglia describes the best and worst day of his life.

Who do you think our celebrity is gonna be?

If you don't support the deck, you don't support the duct tape.

Mike Birbiglia talks about vomiting before his first stand up gig

Wow, look at all these pictures on the wall! These guys must be ingeniuses!

Comedians will go after whoever's in charge. That's their job.

Mike, Mo and Mo's chest hair talk straight backstage.

They don't even have hamburgers. They have hotdogs but they only throw them at each other.

I'm only playing three chords so I can make contact with every girl in the room.

You eat the camera and then you poop the pictures.

Mike's looking for a woman who loves him for his money, but doesn't understand math.

Why would you go out there when you could stay here and ride on a Ferris wheel made of pizza?

Mike's parents become the bullies they had taught him to ignore.

Joe is that friend who takes any trip or prize you've won and invites himself onto it.

Mike notices that the people who tend to like his type of humor are crazy.

More like "All-American Swim Team Captain with Rock-Hard Abs"!

Photos may not be an accurate depiction of events, but sometimes they're close.

Mike Birbiglia makes awkward situations more awkward.

Mike Birbiglia's time at a dance club goes beyond uncomfortable.

If Mike worked at a Dunkin' Donuts in Portugal, he would pick up a little of the language.

Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.

Mike Birbiglia drinks a little too much while doing his laundry.

Mike Birbiglia finds all the reasons not to go to the gym.

Mike Birbiglia understands why pandas are having trouble mating.

Mike Birbiglia revisits his old Valentine's Day cards.

Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.

Why are rappers so mad about the date?

Mike Birbiglia isn't good at drinking.

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet in this animated clip.

Never let Bush run your bar-b-que.

Mike Birbiglia is the guitar guy at the party.

Mike Birbiglia writes a song for the audience.

Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

Mike wants to have kids; he just doesn't want to meet them.

Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.

Mike Birbiglia's girlfriend's cats are "prison gay."

How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?

Mike loves his parents, but he doesn't like them.

If a stranger e-mails you an attachment, you shouldn't open it.

Mike is not a jump-out-of-the-tree guy.

Mike's brother got him a busboy job.

Sleepy Carl is a terrible employee, but he's a great dude.

Mike went to class to find out what would be on the final.

Watching Fox News is like watching a murder mystery.

The war in Iraq is like your dad trying to build a deck.

Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.

Mike must perform after a boy with leukemia.

Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.

Mike tells a Roger Clemens joke in front of Roger Clemens.

Mike sneaks off to pee.

Yo therapist so cheap, she already spent yo co-pay.

Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet in this animated clip.

Mike Birbiglia is working on a movie adaptation of "Sleepwalk With Me."