Indecision: PolitiBits: John Mulaney - President Hillary Clinton
If Hillary Clinton had been elected president, she would have been our country's embarrassing mom.
Jokes.com: PolitiBits: The Right Man for the Job
The Comedy Central Presents comics discuss who they're voting for in 2008 and if it's any of your damn business.
Jokes.com: PolitiBits: Change, or More of the Same?
The candidates are too hard to tell apart. On the one hand, you have a young, inspiring, African-American leader and, on the other hand, you have Barack Obama.
Comedy Central Park: John Mulaney - Law & Order
Judge Who Allows Everything is one of the best characters.
Comedy Central Park: John Mulaney – Email Spying
Well, if you consider checking her email keeping in touch...
John Mulaney
If you ever wanted to experience time travel, John suggests blacking out.
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John's brain knows sports it's his uncooperative limbs that don't get them.
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A woman runs from John in a subway station because in her eyes, he's an adult.
Jokes.com: John Mulaney - Drag Queens
A drag queen goes to all the trouble to put on a nice dress, only to be rude and bossy to people?
Jokes.com: John Mulaney - Interview - The 30s and 40s
John was as influenced by Burns and Allen as he was by The Simpsons.
Kurt Metzger – Perfect 10
I thought we were both settling. Isn't that why it's called "settling down"?
Amy Schumer - In Love
It's the little things he says in bed, like, "You'll never see your mother again."