Jim Breuer - Uncensored | Live at Gotham | Comedy Central

Jim Breuer explains the odd and unsettling origins of the Goat Boy.

One kid is a beautiful thing. Two kids are still beautiful. Three or more kids are a whole different ballgame.

Kids are a beautiful, awesome, amazing experience. And they can die at any time.

Jim Breuer explains the terror of his sweet, loving wife when she doesn't get her sleep.

Just in case you were wondering, Jim Breuer's not high. That's how he looks all the time.

Long Islanders are afraid to drive to New York City and even more afraid to take the train.

Why can't James Hetfield and Metallica start producing some decent kids' music?

One day you're playing Batman, and the next you're sliding hard porn into the VCR.

Nobody ever comes over your house and says, "Hey man! Let's look at some pornography!"

Who's running the news?

Pornography is dark.

Kids have an urgency to play.

Heavy metal shows can get crazy.

You should really declaw your cat.

In a real Italian restaurant, the employees yell at you.

Drunk people at comedy shows sound ridiculous.

Single guys use their towels as curtains.

Joe Pesci wants Jim Breuer to thank him.

The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.

Jim Breuer uses his hand to do impressions.

What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.

It's fun pretending you're high when you know you're not.

Driving alone at night, you're always thinking how you can fend off the Boogie Man.

Some people will do anything to get backstage.

Show how much you like a band by throwing punches at other fans.

Stoners like to watch TV and talk about how they could win any game show.

Once Scotch and Jagermeister show up, you can feel the tension.

Some people like to get high and mimic the goats.