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Where's our thank you song? "We got the rice. We got the money."
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It's really hard being a single mom... which is why I don't have kids.
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Cristela shoots the crew and their mission to tame the mighty UFO catcher.
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Cristela hates on the skanky skinny girls who've usurped Halloween.
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Cristela wonders what makes Texas so special . . . and it's the number of Mexicans.
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Cristela hates on the skinny chicks and their national holiday, Halloween.
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Cristela Alonzo shares her idea of a good time with John Mulaney.
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Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Blue States, Red States
Why do red staters think all blue staters are perverts and all blue staters think all red staters are gun fanatics?
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I could never vote for John McCain -- not because he's old, but because I know one day he's going to snap.