And now, Carly and Dan will exchange their own poorly-written vows...
Something thoughtful, and unexpected, and nice -- that is so creepy!
It's important that no one he works with knows he actually poops.
This ridiculous handshake differentiates him from all the uncool white people.
He's adding $600 to the bill for 5 additional hours of bogus labor.
One word does come to mind, and that is "co-worker."