Jokes.com: Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Jokes.com: Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Jokes.com: Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Donald Glover - Dong Lover
All these years, bullies have been making fun of Donald Glover for the wrong reasons.
Gabriel Iglesias - Racist Gift Basket
You're making a racist gift basket? Oh, ya gotta have Kool-Aid.
Gabriel Iglesias - Airplanes
It doesn't matter how tough you think you are, when you fall out of the sky, you're gay.
Jeff Dunham - Broadway
I don't like musicals. I saw "Hairspray," and it wasn't over when the fat lady sang.
Nick Kroll - Dumb People Sex
Dumb people don't think about sex, they just straight up screw. That's why they have the best sex.
Gabriel Iglesias - Uncensored
Fond memories of being brought to the ER with head trauma dressed as a chick.
Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
How can the Humane Society call you a dick? Their name means the 'Be Nice'
Donald Glover - Gay Relationship
Donald Glover feels that he would be more successful in a gay relationship.