Christopher Titus - Armageddon | Live at Gotham | Comedy Central

In the five years his kid has been alive, all hell has broken loose. And it's not all the kid's fault.

Wouldn't it be nice if these priests had a God to pray to for guidance?

Couldn't we have sent Saddam a Mad Cow burger and been done with it?

Taking off a long-sleeve turtleneck to a 3-year-old is like space travel to us big people.

Hitting topics like death, the Iraq War, 9/11... All the funny stuff.

Chris explains why you don't want a smart kid.

Find out why normal people care the sh*t out of Christopher Titus.

His parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

Christopher had a baby right before 9/11, and the world since then is terrifying.

We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.

The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.

The government is sending $400 billion to Iraq just to hang one guy.

Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.

Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.

Someone should take responsibility and apologize for slavery.

Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.

Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.

Christopher swore to his 16-day-old baby that things had been fine just two weeks ago.

Christopher did a show in Fallujah for a roomful of marines with guns.

When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.

The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.

Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."

Christopher Titus' daughter is too smart for reality television.

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

Christopher Titus' dad spurs him to do great things.

Christopher will either fix your relationship or destroy it. And either way, you're welcome.