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Josh Sneed, Timothy Northern, Jeff Tate and others pay tribute to the late great Mitch Hedberg by telling their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black and Dave Attell sit down for a radio interview in Austin, Texas.

Mitch critiques the craft services spread in Baltimore on the 2003 Comedy Central Live tour.

Mitch Hedberg and Dave Attell share a smoke and read a fan letter from a Baltimore bar owner.

Escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.

Mitch Hedberg longs to run into Smaquis the Frog, England's version of Smokey the Bear.

When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.

Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.

Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.

Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.

Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt.

Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.

People are selfish.

It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.

Ducks eat for free at Subway.