Harland Williams - Technology | Comedy Central Presents | Comedy Central

Wed Feb 10
To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.
<a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/stand-up-comedian-collections/jim-breuer">http://comedians.comedycentral.com/stand-up-comedian-collections/jim-breuer</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/secret_girlfriend/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/secret_girlfriend/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/dave_chappelle.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/dave_chappelle.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/mad_tv/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/mad_tv/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/comedy_central_presents/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/comedy_central_presents/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/">http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/>
URL: Embed It:
To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Comedy Central Presents

Harland Williams - Technology

Friday 10pm / 9c

Harland gets his ink for free now, friends.

Views: 5,200
Posted: 12/05/2005

More from this Comedian
Most Popular
Harland Williams videos |

Comedy Central Presents: Harland Williams - Invisible Jet

Get Harland his curly fries, he's been cleared for take-off.

Posted:
12/05/2005
Views:
7,027

Comedy Central Presents: Harland Williams- Flamingo

What chance do you have of survival when you're born pink?

Posted:
12/05/2005
Views:
16,911

Comedy Central Presents: Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery

When you have your chin removed, you have to cancel your violin lessons.

Posted:
12/05/2005
Views:
12,491

Comedy Central Presents: Harland Williams - Technology

Harland gets his ink for free now, friends.

Posted:
12/05/2005
Views:
5,200

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Interview

Harland describes his act as the face of a bulldog meeting a ceiling fan.

Posted:
06/20/2005
Views:
5,974

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
2,790

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals

It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
2,844

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Flamingos

If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
472

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over

Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,518

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery

If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,460

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Tanning

You need to know tanning salon protocol.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
491

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog

A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,496

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges

Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
2,394

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese

All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,001

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard

Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
758

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude

Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
2,208

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Donut Owl

The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,228

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now

Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,475

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Tattoos

Harlan's 67-year-old dad got a tattoo.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
194

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Sick Animals

Harland Williams feels bad for his sick dog.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,297

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Flies

Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,025

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Jack Nicholson in Spanish

Harland Williams does an impression of a Spanish Jack Nicholson.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
5,146

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - A Joke in the Future

Harland Williams is a comedian of the future.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
601

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery

Harland finally had cosmetic surgery.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
3,858

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Disclaimer

Premium Blend is not a gasoline.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
157

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Ass-Face

Cosmetic surgery has it's ups and downs.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
462

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Customs

Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,436

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Parent Sex

Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,170

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Everybody Farts

Harland unifies the audience with a poem.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
485

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe

Harland loves to barbecue.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,094

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie

Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,161

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know

The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
868

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Door Open Button

Everyone's pretended to push the elevator's door open button.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
597

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Bags of Manure

There are cheaper ways to get manure.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
675

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map

It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,285

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Pillsbury Doughboy

Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods?

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
196

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - More Government Secrets

Wrinkle cream doesn't work.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
824

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag

Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
1,117

Jokes.com: Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
2,992
Most popular Comedy Central Presents videos this week

Bo Burnham - High School Party

Is Bo the only f**king person at the party who likes soda?

Posted:
03/13/2009
Views:
859
1
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Tammy Pescatelli - Booby Boomerang

Tammy's grandma has a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted:
03/23/2006
Views:
563
1
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
555
3
Thumbs Up
2
Comments

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
509
2
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Demetri Martin - Dude

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
452
2
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver

Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
423
1
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
409
3
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

Posted:
01/04/1999
Views:
398
4
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Gabriel Iglesias - Keep the Noise Down

What goes around comes around.

Posted:
02/06/2003
Views:
369
4
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

Posted:
02/06/2003
Views:
337
4
Thumbs Up
0
Comments