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When Phil's sister was 15, she told Sam she was too young for him, but now that she's 18, she's his for banging.

Jessica offers to make you breakfast-in-bed to thank you for a great time last night.

If you're watching this video, Sam is already dead. Hopefully you've already cut off his head and frozen it for future reanimation.

You put yourself on ice at the club, and Sam and Phil hope to finally get some sloppy firsts for a change.

Mandy stops by to apologize for all of the awful things she's done, even if you don't want to take her back.

You, Phil and Sam crash Phil's sister's pool party, and Sam meets his biggest fan.

Mandy wants you back, but she does not want the immature relationship you had before.

Global warming is getting so bad, one of these days you're going to find a shark in your toilet bowl.

Phil tells a couple of interested first-time divers the story of how he bravely rescued Sam in mid-air.

Sam deploys some of his never-fail pick-up lines in the club, but the ladies just aren't feeling it as much as he is.