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Achmed the Dead Terrorist throws down to improvisational ringtone recording magic in the service of his fans.

Peanut lays down some fresh rhymes and explains what happens once you go purple.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist learns a better way of using explosives: throw them. How novel!

Walter is introduced to the video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, and it's a bit much for his sensibilities.

Achmed goes coffin shopping, but has difficulty finding anything that fits within his meager price range.

Jeff and Bubba J sit back, relax and reminisce about their afternoon of guns, beer and love.

Sweet Daddy Dee drags Jeff to a Civil War reenactment and forces him to dress up like Honest Abe.

Peanut is allergic to nuts, fruit, meat, fish, sugar, dairy, dust, plastic furniture, fire, liquids, bee stings, catnip, excessive oxygen and textbooks.

Those holes in the wall might look like fork holders, but take Bubba J's word for it when he tells you they ain't.

Walter and Jeff can't agree on anything, so Comedy Central sent them to see a shrink.