Safety - Health Class 1231 A.D. | Important Things with Demetri Martin

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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Safety - Health Class 1231 A.D.

Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees and the witches.

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Demetri Martin advertises a home security system that protects everything from cats to kids.

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At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.

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An S&M couple can't seem to find a safe safe word.

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