Important Things: Timing - Anger Scene Management
An actor threatens to ruin a film shoot until Amanda Peet and the director resort to some creative coaching.
Important Things: Timing - Time Gigolo
A time machine allows a janitor to score with ladies throughout history.
Important Things: Timing - New Increments
Demetri charts peeing patterns as we age and shows the latest time increments.
Important Things: Timing - Best Time/Worst Time
Demetri shares the best time to have an earthquake and the worst to have amnesia.
Important Things: Timing - De Veers Diamonds
Show your lover how much every step of a relationship means to her with rings.
Important Things: Timing - Rookie Cop
A young police officer pulls the trigger too soon during his first apartment bust.
Important Things: Timing - Deleted Scenes
The Time Gigolo gets sloppy, and De Veers Diamonds has yet another ring.
Games - Emotional Escape Artist
Devon Cottonfield prepares to slip out of a relationship in his most daring emotional escape, but meets his true match.
Games - Greater Than or Equal To
Demetri plays a status game where turtles outrank baby nephews and a Rubik's Cube finds equal footing with a drag queen.
Games - The Annihilator
Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
Games - Passive Aggressive Race
The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
Games - Deleted Scenes
A thumb wrestling match between green berets and chess with a king turn serious.
Games - Bird-Pranked
A team of tricksters takes some retribution after thousands of years of being pooped on.
Games - Some Jokes About Games
Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
Power - Some Jokes About Power
The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with some bizarre displays of dominance.
Brains - Demetrocles
Plato's predecessor ponders the laws of attraction and nature's terrible mistakes.
Power - Me Versus You
Demetri Martin performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.