Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads | Comedy Central Presents | Comedy Central

Wed Feb 10
tv shows SSP funny videos standup comedy funny jokes play games comedy central shop
To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.
<a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/stand-up-comedian-collections/jim-breuer">http://comedians.comedycentral.com/stand-up-comedian-collections/jim-breuer</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/secret_girlfriend/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/secret_girlfriend/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/dave_chappelle.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/dave_chappelle.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/mad_tv/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/mad_tv/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/comedy_central_presents/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/comedy_central_presents/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/scrubs/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml</a><br/> <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com">http://www.southparkstudios.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/">http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/</a><br/> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com">http://www.thedailyshow.com</a><br/> <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com">http://www.colbertnation.com</a><br/>
URL: Embed It:
Bookmarks: digg del.icio.us newsvine stumbleupon reddit
To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Comedy Central Presents

Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads

Friday 10pm / 9c

If Kurt is ever HIV positive, he'll have to treat it with Kinoki Foot Pads.

Views: 2,381
Posted: 10/22/2008

More from this Comedian
Most Popular
Kurt Metzger videos |
Play All Stop Playing All

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads

If Kurt is ever HIV positive, he'll have to treat it with Kinoki Foot Pads.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
2,381

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry's is the fun ice cream; Haagen Dazs is the Nazi ice cream.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
2,839

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance

If you see a grown man dressed like Space Ghost, just assume he doesn't listen to people.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
5,561

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - Bake and Brag

Kurt still gets high because there are no good commercials to convince him otherwise.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
1,818

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - An Eighth Cherokee

There's one detail about your heritage that Kurt doesn't want to hear about.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
1,060

Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3

Kurt just wants to see your PlayStation 3.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
3,493

Jokes.com: Kurt Metzger - Ethiopian Food

Kurt Metzger didn't even know they had Ethiopian restaurants.

Posted:
01/06/2009
Views:
135,219

Jokes.com: Kurt Metzger - Interview - Early Days

In this exclusive interview, Kurt Metzger remembers that his early days as a comedian sucked for a long time.

Posted:
01/09/2008
Views:
1,155

Indecision: PolitiBits: Rock the Vote

If you're voting on which first lady would be hotter, you probably shouldn't vote.

Posted:
10/10/2008
Views:
113,494

Root of All Evil: Weekly Evil - Four Reasons Why Wall Street is Evil

Our Weekly Evil panel of comedians reveals the four reasons why Wall Street is evil.

Posted:
09/12/2008
Views:
100,102

Root of All Evil: Weekly Evil - Sexy Athletes are Evil

Our panel of comedians reveals the top 5 sexiest athletes.

Posted:
08/15/2008
Views:
16,721

Comedy Central Park: Kurt Metzger - Pot Commercials

A pothead is not gonna miss dinner. That has never happened.

Posted:
07/06/2007
Views:
19,576

Live at Gotham: Kurt Metzger - An Eighth Cherokee

Can eighth-Cherokee friends summon up their Cherokee powers to eighth-save you?

Posted:
04/16/2007
Views:
59,698

Live at Gotham: Kurt Metzger - Weird But True

You only get six months for doing motel gynecological exams.

Posted:
05/19/2007
Views:
11,017

Comedy Central Park: Kurt Metzger - Food

With Ethiopian food you just wait for your dinner to be donated.

Posted:
07/06/2007
Views:
21,396

Comedy Central Park: Kurt Metzger – Perfect 10

I thought we were both settling. Isn't that why it's called "settling down"?

Posted:
07/06/2007
Views:
19,618

Jokes.com: Kurt Metzger - Hilarious Crimes

It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
3,350

Jokes.com: Kurt Metzger - Settling Down

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
8,445

Jokes.com: Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects

People put a lot of strange things up their asses.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
19,806

Jokes.com: Hell Gigs - Kurt Metzger

Kurt did warm-up for the daytime version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."

Posted:
03/19/2009
Views:
181
Most popular Comedy Central Presents videos this week

Bo Burnham - High School Party

Is Bo the only f**king person at the party who likes soda?

Posted:
03/13/2009
Views:
832
1
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Tammy Pescatelli - Booby Boomerang

Tammy's grandma has a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted:
03/23/2006
Views:
543
1
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
513
3
Thumbs Up
2
Comments

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
434
2
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Demetri Martin - Dude

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
419
2
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

Posted:
01/04/1999
Views:
389
4
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver

Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
373
1
Thumbs Up
0
Comments

Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Posted:
03/18/2004
Views:
356
3
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Gabriel Iglesias - Keep the Noise Down

What goes around comes around.

Posted:
02/06/2003
Views:
353
4
Thumbs Up
1
Comments

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

Posted:
02/06/2003
Views:
330
4
Thumbs Up
0
Comments