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Doug has a pickup line that has had a 100% failure rate.

Forget the "Bucket List" -- Doug has the "F**k It List."

Doug Benson has a McRib to pick with McDonalds.

Doug Benson has proof that regular cigarettes are worse for you than marijuana.

Doug Benson can't wait to try out what he learned at the sexual harassment seminar.

In this exclusive interview, Doug Benson recalls the first time he did stand-up, and reveals his real middle name.

Doug Benson only has sex in months that end in 'arch.'

Some comedians work on their jokes. Doug works on his segues.

The Marijuanalogues are like the Vagina Monologues, with pot.

Doug Benson's rule: If the audience likes you, you're great. If not, you're still great.

The Comedy Central Presents comics discuss who they're voting for in 2008 and if it's any of your damn business.

Doug Benson hopes you enjoy his segues.

Doug doesn't want any pot-smoking vaginas at his show.

Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.

Doug Benson knows how to make his friends "nlol."

Doug Benson imitates a child at the bottom of a well.

Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.

Some may be for traffic, but Doug is against it.

Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.

Some people outgrow drinking games in junior high school.

Doug's screenplay is a buddy cop story.

If you have a dollar, you can take a tour of the Hoover Dam.

Guards at Buckingham Palace are only required to stand still with their afro-hats.

Disneyland would be more fun if they handed out guns at the "It's a Small World" ride.

The 37 states that have not legalized medical marijuana are dead to Doug Benson.

Doug Benson is trying to come up with a new orgasm noise that he can make when someone else is present.