Chocolate News: Giving it Up
Now that Barack Obama is going to be president, DAG informs white people that they should be prepared to give up a few things.
Chocolate News: Jet Magazine
LeRon Watkins has made Jet Magazine small and efficient - but has he made it unreadable?
Chocolate News: Kwanzaa Cheer - "Away in the Manger"
Kwanzaa time is when African-Americans across the country gather to ask each other - what the f**k is Kwanzaa?
Chocolate News: Kwanzaa Cheer - "Carol of the Bells"
The Kwanzaa Carolers spin "Carol of the Bells."
Chocolate News: Kwanzaa Cheer - "Deck the Halls"
Raise a cup, pour libations and make friends awkward at Christmas occasions this Kwanzaa.
Chocolate News: Outtake - The Man Behind Jet
Jet Magazine isn't the only publication that LeRon Watkins is downsizing.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Airplane Metaphor
Before LeRon Watkins' arrival, Jet was experiencing turbulence. The landing gear was stuck, and it had been circling for hours.
Chocolate News: Alaska Apology
DAG apologizes for disparaging the great state of Alaska and its capable governor.
Chocolate News: Star Wars Boda
DAG discovers a secret tape that would be perfect for the Internet in 2003.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Nat Turner Reenactment
Terry Slater and his group of brave historians reenact the most famous slave uprising in history, with a few extrapolated details.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.