Blomicon 2008 | Chocolate News | Comedy Central

Why do Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have to die while Amy Winehouse gets to coke out and wake up every morning?

Each week, America's Next Top Black Preacher visits another part of the country where hopefuls strut their stuff for a shot at the ultimate pulpit.

Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.

Since Blood Diamond is made of the hardest material on the planet, he has the power to cut through anything.

All Blomicon characters are available for licensing for film, television projects and birthday parties.

When Slavefish was brought over on a slave ship, he decided to jump overboard and take his own life. That's when the asteroid struck.

Slavefish demonstrates the power of his fightin' chains.

A fight nearly breaks out between Meltdown and Dee-Jay.

A Blomicon conventioneer tries to convince Miss Blomic-Con to inspect his stinger.

Do DAG's wings look tired? Because he just flew across the room to see you.

Danger Man is not a character -- he's an urban superhero.

Kelvin gets down with Dee-Jay and the ladies of Blomicon.

When the original KISS signed their first contract for two years on the road, they requested to be paid in bitches.

All-black KISS won their lawsuit against all-white KISS, netting them $100,000 -- split four ways.

The panel's lone Catholic priest finds his favorite contestant.

An America's Next Top Black Preacher contestant compromises the panel's levees and fills them with the Holy Spirit.

Father Wayne texts through a powerhouse performance.

Father Wayne wants to know what else his Pentecostal contestant does in tongues.