Chocolate News: Death's Hate Crimes
Why do Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have to die while Amy Winehouse gets to coke out and wake up every morning?
Chocolate News: America's Next Top Black Preacher
Each week, America's Next Top Black Preacher visits another part of the country where hopefuls strut their stuff for a shot at the ultimate pulpit.
Chocolate News: KISS My Ass
Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.
Chocolate News: Blomicon 2008
Blomicon - the black Comic-Con - celebrates superhero and fantasy characters of color.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Blood Diamond Interview
Since Blood Diamond is made of the hardest material on the planet, he has the power to cut through anything.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Dee Jay raps with Horsefly
All Blomicon characters are available for licensing for film, television projects and birthday parties.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Slavefish Interview
When Slavefish was brought over on a slave ship, he decided to jump overboard and take his own life. That's when the asteroid struck.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Slavefish Shows Off His Moves
Slavefish demonstrates the power of his fightin' chains.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Horsefly hits on Woman
A Blomicon conventioneer tries to convince Miss Blomic-Con to inspect his stinger.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Horsefly hits on the Other Woman
Do DAG's wings look tired? Because he just flew across the room to see you.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Kelvin gets Funky
Kelvin gets down with Dee-Jay and the ladies of Blomicon.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Paid in Bitches
When the original KISS signed their first contract for two years on the road, they requested to be paid in bitches.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Reparations
All-black KISS won their lawsuit against all-white KISS, netting them $100,000 -- split four ways.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Little Boy
The panel's lone Catholic priest finds his favorite contestant.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Jesus 1 Guy
An America's Next Top Black Preacher contestant compromises the panel's levees and fills them with the Holy Spirit.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Tongues
Father Wayne wants to know what else his Pentecostal contestant does in tongues.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.