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Chocolate News

Quit While You're Ahead

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DAG thinks Barack Obama should pull a Dave Chappelle and get his ass to Africa.

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Posted: 12/03/2008

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You can definitely come between Black Daddy and his football.

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Chocolate News: Mother F***ing Unicorns

Everyone at the NFL Veteran's Head Trauma Summit knows why they're there - the motherf**king unicorns.

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