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Chocolate News

Quit While You're Ahead

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DAG thinks Barack Obama should pull a Dave Chappelle and get his ass to Africa.

Views: 23,742
Posted: 12/03/2008

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Chocolate News: Quit While You're Ahead

DAG thinks Barack Obama should pull a Dave Chappelle and get his ass to Africa.

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Chocolate News: Black Daddy

Black Daddy is the man every woman wants to marry and the father figure every child needs.

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Chocolate News: Blacks-Only Electric Chair

The condemned black men of the 1960s only had one dream -- to die in the same electric chair as their white counterparts.

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Chocolate News: Football's Brain Drain

NFL veterans gather to discuss their debilitating head injuries and formulate a plan to death with the motherf**king unicorns that come at them in their sleep.

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Chocolate News: Chocolate News: Black Daddy's Upbringing

Black Daddy had so many siblings that he was in a diaper, changing diapers.

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Chocolate News: Chocolate News: Tough Love

Some of his detractors say that Black Daddy is advocating violence against children.

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Chocolate News: Finish Doing Your Homework

Finish doing your homework, or Black Daddy will finish kicking your ass.

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Chocolate News: Date Night

Tell the kids to go fly a kite, 'cause old dog Black Daddy is going to come take a bite.

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Chocolate News: You Are My Super Bowl

You can definitely come between Black Daddy and his football.

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Chocolate News: I Get the Big Piece of Chicken

Black Daddy gets the big piece of chicken on his plate, and he doesn't like steak.

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Chocolate News: Mother F***ing Unicorns

Everyone at the NFL Veteran's Head Trauma Summit knows why they're there - the motherf**king unicorns.

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Chocolate News: Check Ups

Alan Boda has never talked or even been to a doctor before.

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Chocolate News: Up Downs, Coach!

Larry "Touchdown" Haines thinks he's in spring training.

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Chocolate News: Lightning's Uniform

Lightning Jones wants Alan Boda to raise his hand.

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Chocolate News: Count To 10

Who knows where Touchdown Haines and Lightning Jones will be in five years.

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