Chocolate News: Nat Turner Reenactment
Terry Slater and his group of brave historians reenact the most famous slave uprising in history, with a few extrapolated details.
Chocolate News: Just Say Yes
Maverick principal Johnny Tapp explains why he suspended his school's abstinence-only curriculum.
Chocolate News: Ebony Treachery
Despite the challenges of having physically integrated bi-racial conjoined fraternal twins, Ron Don and Lainie Wainscott-Merkeson committed themselves to raising their children colorblind.
Chocolate News: Dog the Bounty Hunter
Who would have thought that a white trash, redneck, ex-biker, mullet-wearing, Elvis-looking motherf**ker named "Dog" would use the "n-word"?
Chocolate News: Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Chocolate News: Outtake - How Does Your Wife Feel About This?
Two Nat Turner Rebellion re-enactors argue over the historical merits of the re-enactment.
Chocolate News: Outtake - I'm Doing This Because I Have To
A Nat Turner Rebellion re-enactor bids a tearful farewell to his loved one.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Principal Tapps: aka Quest Love
Principal Tapp played drums for The Roots for five years. Unfortunately, Alan Boda is more of a Maroon 5 guy.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Speak The Young Peoples' Language
If you want to reach the young person's mind, you have to speak the young people's language.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Freaky-Ass Boning Parties?!?!
Principal Tapp explains the sublime pleasures of Freaky-Ass Boning Parties.
Chocolate News: Outtake - You Ever Been With A Conjoinee?
LaRon wants to know if his interviewer has ever been with a conjoinee before.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Have You Ever Performed this Proceedure
A doctor is looking forward to separating his first set of mixed race Siamese twins.
Chocolate News: Outtake - I Love Patch Adams
A doctor faces a dilemma -- how to separate black and white Siamese twins without appearing racist.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Neighborhood Kids Would Tease the Twins
The parents of a pair of mixed race Siamese twins remember the hostile epithets hurled at their children growing up.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.