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Condemned prisoner Harland Mathers realizes he might be onto something when he orders the all-you-can-eat buffet for his last meal.

When Barack Obama said "hope" and "change," DAG thought he was talking about the direction of the country, not his wardrobe.

Having a black baby on her hip finally got TV star Cindy Chamberlain into Kate Capshaw's Mommy and Me class.

When Thelonius Brown came to Albuquerque's Knob Hill District, it was overrun with the sick and drug-addled. Now, he's keeping those folks alive.

The stupid warden isn't stupid, he's an iron hand!

It takes about 17 hours to get Black Ice into the game.

You're high on crack, doing a speedball and Big Butt Annie walks buy. How are your thinking capacities then, young man?

When a Vitacrack patient gets off the horse, the clinic gets them right back on in no time.

A Vitacrack Clinic client shows off his new athletic prowess.

A client of the Vitacrack Clinic sizes up Ronnie Tucker's suit.

A client of the Vitacrack Clinic propositions Ronnie Tucker on the street.

The clients at the Vitacrack Clinic are so excited about the products it dispenses, it's almost as if they're addicted.

It was hard raising Abuntu, especially as he was getting blacker and his mother was disappearing.

Cindy unleashes her rage on the men who kidnapped her child.

Abuntu's mother tearfully pleads for him to return.