Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin - Swimming Confusion
Demetri on Christmas wrapping, backseat drunk driving, the confusion of swimming, and more.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin - Interview
Demetri Martin eats "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." Where IS Fabio now?.
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.