Indecision: Swing State Seminar - North Dakota
"Dakota" is a Sioux word meaning "friend." "North" means "to steal the land of your."
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Montana
Two out to three Montanans are in a militia; one out of three Montanans live in dire fear of their militiamen neighbors.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania's state motto: If it isn't Philly or Pittsburgh, just keep driving and do not stop.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Ohio
Ohio, a critical swing state, is home to the world's largest ball of ennui.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Florida
In Florida, 7893 gallons of daiquiris a day are consumed at Florida State alone.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Colorado
Colorado is the highest state in the country, due to mountains. Also, marijuana.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Virginia
In Virginia, Colonial Williamsburg was voted "Best Place to Leave Grandpa."
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - North Carolina
In North Carolina, smoking is a mandatory class for all second graders.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Nevada
Nevada has the highest percentage of buffets in the country, invented by famed Nevadan, Warren Buffett.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Minnesota
In Minnesota, the Mall of America has packs of wild teenagers that are fed by shopkeepers.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Missouri
Missouri's biggest import? Whisky. Its biggest export? Sadness.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - Indiana
Indiana's state animal and fruit and way to enjoy nature: John Cougar Melon Camp.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - New Mexico
New Mexico proved conclusively in 1978 that diarrhea is terrible on both sides of the border.
Indecision: Swing State Seminar - West Virginia
West Virginians are divided into two groups: Peterbilt and John Deere.
Root of All Evil: Weekly Evil - Four Reasons the iPhone is Evil
Our panel of comedians reveal the top four reasons the iPhone is evil.
Jokes.com: Holiday Cookin' - Scrooge
The Holiday Cookin' host introduces holiday celebrity Ebenezer Scrooge to holiday cookies.
Jokes.com: Holiday Cookin' - Food Psychic
A psychic visits the Holiday Cookin' host to discuss cooking okra for a holiday gumbo.
Jokes.com: Holiday Cookin' - Secret Guest
The host's special guest -- whose name rhymes with Shmemeril Shmagasse -- fails to show.
Jokes.com: Holiday Cookin' - Snack Attack
The Holiday Cookin' host tries to coax some casual recipes out of professional partygoer, Robo Dawg.
Tax Atax
Glenn Beck holds his tea party in the only location that makes sense: the Alamo.
Bill O'Reilly Uncut Interview
Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart butt heads over American traditions and the Daily Show host's "Greenwich Village opinion."
Bill O'Reilly's Right to Privacy
Bill O'Reilly ignores the privacy rights of anyone who disagrees with him.
Sarah Palin Gender Card
We should not even be talking about Sarah Palin because it's sexist.
CNBC Financial Advice
CNBC's Rick Santelli is angry that those loser homeowners are going to get bailed out.
The Notorious AIG - Outrage
Ben Bernanke slams the phone, and Barack Obama chokes up with anger over the AIG bonuses.
The Meter is Running Pt. 1
John Oliver shoots his own documentary spotlighting FOX News and its history of journalistic integrity.
Trapped in the Men's Room
Rob Corddry has been staking out a bathroom stall in Minneapolis since 2006 just to break a story.
Jim Cramer Extended Interview Pt. 1
Jim Cramer criticizes Rick Santelli's rant and admits he made his own mistakes, in this exclusive, uncensored video.
The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other.