Chocolate News: Be Cool, Black People
Black people from Steve Harvey to Oprah Winfrey: please be cool until after Obama is elected!
Chocolate News: Fat Black Mamma Syndrome
With the explosion of black-man-in-drag movies, more and more African-American men are becoming afflicted with Fat Black Mamma Syndrome.
Chocolate News: Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.
Chocolate News: Ethnic Cleanser
Chocolate News confronts Rudy Stockhouse - John McCain's personal ethnic cleanser.
Chocolate News: De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.