Chocolate News: Be Cool, Black People
Black people from Steve Harvey to Oprah Winfrey: please be cool until after Obama is elected!
Chocolate News: Fat Black Mamma Syndrome
With the explosion of black-man-in-drag movies, more and more African-American men are becoming afflicted with Fat Black Mamma Syndrome.
Chocolate News: Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.
Chocolate News: Ethnic Cleanser
Chocolate News confronts Rudy Stockhouse - John McCain's personal ethnic cleanser.
Chocolate News: De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Jet Magazine
LeRon Watkins has made Jet Magazine small and efficient - but has he made it unreadable?
KISS My Ass
Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.
Beyonce's Whitification
L'Oreal took Beyonce - the whitest black woman on Earth - and powdered her up like a Christmas cookie.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Giving it Up
Now that Barack Obama is going to be president, DAG informs white people that they should be prepared to give up a few things.