Chocolate News: First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Chocolate News: Jackie Robinson Empowerment Agency
Jackie Robinson Empowerment Agency founder Thelonious Brown explains his five-point plan to get more African-Americans in the big leagues.
Chocolate News: Thugs Against High Gas Prices
Crime is responsible for 14 percent of GDP. When crime is down, so is the economy.
Chocolate News: Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Chocolate News: Electronic Voting Machines
The new electronic voting machine is the most racist piece of machinery since the SlaveCatcher 3000.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Jet Magazine
LeRon Watkins has made Jet Magazine small and efficient - but has he made it unreadable?
KISS My Ass
Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.
Beyonce's Whitification
L'Oreal took Beyonce - the whitest black woman on Earth - and powdered her up like a Christmas cookie.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Giving it Up
Now that Barack Obama is going to be president, DAG informs white people that they should be prepared to give up a few things.