Chocolate News: The Death of Hip-Hop
When did "Fight the Power," become, "Wait 'till you see my dick"?
Chocolate News: Fat Man - No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind.
Chocolate News: Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Chocolate News: Roger Dunn Tribute
Chocolate news pays tribute to recently deceased white correspondent Roger Dunn.
Chocolate News: N-Word Peace Treaty
The n-word's potency makes it the Kobe Bryant of racial epithets, and you do not trade Kobe for just one player.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.