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If Kurt is ever HIV positive, he'll have to treat it with Kinoki Foot Pads.

Ben and Jerry's is the fun ice cream; Haagen Dazs is the Nazi ice cream.

If you see a grown man dressed like Space Ghost, just assume he doesn't listen to people.

Kurt still gets high because there are no good commercials to convince him otherwise.

There's one detail about your heritage that Kurt doesn't want to hear about.

Kurt just wants to see your PlayStation 3.

Kurt Metzger didn't even know they had Ethiopian restaurants.

In this exclusive interview, Kurt Metzger remembers that his early days as a comedian sucked for a long time.

If you're voting on which first lady would be hotter, you probably shouldn't vote.

Our Weekly Evil panel of comedians reveals the four reasons why Wall Street is evil.

A pothead is not gonna miss dinner. That has never happened.

Can eighth-Cherokee friends summon up their Cherokee powers to eighth-save you?

You only get six months for doing motel gynecological exams.

With Ethiopian food you just wait for your dinner to be donated.

I thought we were both settling. Isn't that why it's called "settling down"?

It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

People put a lot of strange things up their asses.

Kurt did warm-up for the daytime version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."