Motivation - Tommy Davidson | Live at Gotham | Comedy Central

White women are the only people on the planet who can cuss and put Disney in.

Terrorism is based on surprise, but you can't surprise a black woman.

America's problem with politicians is not believing they're going to do everything they promise once they get into office.

Tommy thinks a black woman should be Vice President.

Tommy didn't perform at a comedy club until two-and-a-half years into his career.

Tommy has performed on a diving board above an empty pool.

When Tommy was little, he was being chased by a bunch of white teenagers. He hid behind some black kids and has been black ever since.

If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.

Even the announcers on Spanish TV are on fire.

Women can't fart in front of men.

A McDonald's in Pickensville, AL scares Tommy to death.

In every Sylvester Stallone movie, he plays Rocky.

Have you ever broken "Scooby Doo" down?

Tommy demonstrates the Indian music video style.

Can't do "the rock" or "the robot" anymore -- soon there won't be any dances left.

Tommy would like to see Sammy Davis Jr. do something a little more hip.

Black women get angry rhythmically.

You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?

You better make sure you finished your housework.