Vince Averill - Super Old Yoga Lady

It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.

Daniel has had somebody pull a sword on him at a show.

Last year, the homeowners' association was all up in arms about Daniel's moat. But fast forward to this summer and guess who's banging on his drawbridge?

I could do steroids from now to eternity and I still couldn't hit a baseball out of the infield.

Is Daniel the only one who hopes David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt?

Daniel thanks Larry Craig for helping him crack the gay DaVinci Code.

Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.

It's a long way to wherever you're heading, so why not skip a few steps?

The reality is: you should dream small. The disappointment hurts less.

You're making a racist gift basket? Oh, ya gotta have Kool-Aid.