Live at Gotham: Michael Palascak - Canada
Sure, you get universal health care, but think of all the money you'll have to spend on books.
Live at Gotham: Michael Palascak - Money
Some people feel bad asking their parents for money. I do not.
Live at Gotham: Michael Palascak - Moving Home
My parents have this amazing washer/dryer. I put my clothes in the washer and they come out folded and on my bed.
Live at Gotham: Michael Palascak - Stupid Stuff
My mom tells me I can't live at home with my parents forever, but I don't even want to think about them dying.
Live at Gotham: Michael Palascak - Chips
I was eating a bag of potato chips the other day, but when I opened them up, half of them was already gone.
Donald Glover - Dong Lover
All these years, bullies have been making fun of Donald Glover for the wrong reasons.
Gabriel Iglesias - Racist Gift Basket
You're making a racist gift basket? Oh, ya gotta have Kool-Aid.
Gabriel Iglesias - Airplanes
It doesn't matter how tough you think you are, when you fall out of the sky, you're gay.
Jeff Dunham - Broadway
I don't like musicals. I saw "Hairspray," and it wasn't over when the fat lady sang.
Nick Kroll - Dumb People Sex
Dumb people don't think about sex, they just straight up screw. That's why they have the best sex.
Gabriel Iglesias - Uncensored
Fond memories of being brought to the ER with head trauma dressed as a chick.
Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
How can the Humane Society call you a dick? Their name means the 'Be Nice'
Donald Glover - Gay Relationship
Donald Glover feels that he would be more successful in a gay relationship.