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You are just a Sony and an alcohol habit away from true happiness.

Imagine the pressure on the next guy who went out with Sara Lownds after she broke up with Bob Dylan.

Give yourselves a round of applause, America. They said they could make them faster than you could fire them, but they were wrong.

This concert will be coming to you in a British accent. Be prepared for words to have a little more authority than usual.

John talks with his writing partner, Andy Zaltzman, in a more formal context.

Upon fortieth reflection, John thinks putting a sticker on science textbooks isn't such a bad idea.

I think the special was a spectacular success, one that will probably redefine the boundaries of modern society.

In winning the Fox News challenge, I wonder if I may have lost something deep down in my soul.

Andy asks John how he first came up with the idea for The Daily Show.

The Bush twins are twins. They came out of the same vagina at the same time.

You could set the most mundane scene to Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" and I'd cry.

Shakespeare had to have been American. He sounded American.

John turns to Professor Andy Zaltzman for more facts about the War on Terror.

Do you think America is missing out by not having the Queen's face on its currency?

John Oliver shoots his own documentary spotlighting FOX News and its history of journalistic integrity.

John Oliver hosts his own pundit show to demonstrate how FOX News has won the hearts and minds of Americans.

John Oliver recounts the Dickensian tale of his journey from British orphanage to American couch.

John Oliver shows how past Nobel Prize winners have cashed in on merchandising like the Mandelacatessen Restaurant.

I decided to be a comedian when all the dreams my parents had for me died in the gutter like a fairground fish.

John turns to Professor Andy Zaltzman for more facts about the War on Terror.

If we keep farming wind at this rate, by 2040 there will be no more wind.

You have no idea what it feels like to walk into a museum anywhere on Earth and feel guilty. But you will.

Another terrorist attack seems more inevitable, if inevitability can, in fact, increase.

It's a shame that we get so much criticism for our foreign policy when we're damaging the world in so many more interesting ways.

In this exclusive interview, John Oliver and Rob Riggle chat about John's new show.

Will the American people get the change that they forced President Obama to promise?

For the past eight years, America has been like a girl who was just throwing up all over herself.

Australians exercise their democratic rights by getting drunk first thing in the morning.

Being from Britain, it's strange for John Oliver to live in a country with national pride.

Unfortunately, Rob won't be watching John's new show because he's doing sweat yoga.

John Oliver pays tribute to the small, maverick acts of heroism that keep the world turning.

Friends make it a point to watch projects that their friends are involved in.

The title of John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show is almost overly descriptive.

John Oliver was lucky enough to be on the receiving end of a heroic act of friendship.

Snorting cocaine off a penguin's beak is the worst imaginable way to imbibe that drug.

The world needs idiots. Idiots get things done. They don't waste time over thinking things.

The world needs idiots. Idiots get things done. They don't waste time over thinking things.

Most Guinness world records are ridiculous, and Americans are good at that sh*t.

Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in our lives.

John Oliver and Rob Riggle demonstrate the proper way for a stand-up comedian to handle hecklers.

One second, you'll be running the entire known planet, and the next, you'll be the voice of a gecko.

The British government had to release a statement saying, 'You Can't Kill Burglars.'

For a British person to enter British Heaven, you basically have to die completely unnoticed.

Being from Britain, John Oliver finds it strange to live in a country with national pride.

Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in our lives.

Based on their astrological signs, Pope Benedict XVI and Jesus are incompatible.

John Oliver had an incredible experience in Las Vegas, the worst place on the planet.

Rob Riggle is having a great time and talking to an old friend about his new show.