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You are just a Sony and an alcohol habit away from true happiness.

Imagine the pressure on the next guy who went out with Sara Lownds after she broke up with Bob Dylan.

Give yourselves a round of applause, America. They said they could make them faster than you could fire them, but they were wrong.

This concert will be coming to you in a British accent. Be prepared for words to have a little more authority than usual.

John talks with his writing partner, Andy Zaltzman, in a more formal context.

I think the special was a spectacular success, one that will probably redefine the boundaries of modern society.

In winning the Fox News challenge, I wonder if I may have lost something deep down in my soul.

Andy asks John how he first came up with the idea for The Daily Show.

John shows off his new business label and introduces his outsourced joke writer.

The Bush twins are twins. They came out of the same vagina at the same time.

You could set the most mundane scene to Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" and I'd cry.

Shakespeare had to have been American. He sounded American.

John turns to Professor Andy Zaltzman for more facts about the War on Terror.

Do you think America is missing out by not having the Queen's face on its currency?

John Oliver shoots his own documentary spotlighting FOX News and its history of journalistic integrity.

John Oliver hosts his own pundit show to demonstrate how FOX News has won the hearts and minds of Americans.

John Oliver recounts the Dickensian tale of his journey from British orphanage to American couch.

John Oliver shows how past Nobel Prize winners have cashed in on merchandising like the Mandelacatessen Restaurant.

I decided to be a comedian when all the dreams my parents had for me died in the gutter like a fairground fish.

John turns to Professor Andy Zaltzman for more facts about the War on Terror.

If we keep farming wind at this rate, by 2040 there will be no more wind.

You have no idea what it feels like to walk into a museum anywhere on Earth and feel guilty. But you will.

Another terrorist attack seems more inevitable, if inevitability can, in fact, increase.

It's a shame that we get so much criticism for our foreign policy when we're damaging the world in so many more interesting ways.