Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Women
I've had every conceivable experience you can have with a woman and learned nothing.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Perspective
You ever seen that mug shot of Nick Nolte? I wish I felt that good.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Dead-Enders
I like it when people are mean and complain in fast food restaurants.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Divorce
Divorce is noting to be ashamed of, but apparently it's something to laugh at.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Commericals
There's sex in beer, pizza, gum, shampoo, burritos and tires these days.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Sex
I don't know who is running the projector in my brain, but he is very immature.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Energy Drinks
I'm just a guy. I don't need to be at "full throttle."
Jokes.com: Nick Griffin - Camera Phone
Here's me bouncing a check, crying in the fetal position. That was an hour ago.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Over-Stimulated
We have vitamins in our water, caramel and chocolate in our coffee and cheese in our crust.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Sobriety
Life is ugly, cruel and unfair. And now that I'm sober I have to see it.
Comedy Central Presents: Nick Griffin - Alcohol
If it weren't for alcohol, most of us wouldn't be alive.
Bob and Tom: Comedy All Star Tour: Nick Griffin - Booze
When a woman says, "No," alcohol says "You sure?"
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.