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Behind the scenes with Dave in the middle of his tour of drinking duty.

Have you ever seen a fat guy in the summer?

Dave uses the story of Michael Vick to share every dog owner's secret fantasy.

Kyle Cease talks to Dave Attell about his comedy stew.

Dave Attell was confused to hear about a talking, racist dog.

Dave Attell proclaims the Kardashians "hairy hot."

Winding down his show, Dave announces the day's weather to the seven people living in Boise, Idaho.

Dave's advice on how to add a little mystery to your relationship.

Dave Attell on Rove's leak and the biggest bald hero of 2005.

Dave Attell thinks Vegas is like Spring Break.

Going home early is a mistake.

Jack Daniels should come with bail money.

Sometimes you just need a cigarette.

Dave knows what women like: lots of attention.

Sometimes if you get in a fight, you wet your pants.

What's with all these lemon air fresheners?

Where is the harm in masturbation?

There is a Ku Klux Klan in Alaska.

Men like looking at breasts.

Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.

Women always want opposites in men.

A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler.

Michael Bolton is too damn sensitive.

There was a beautiful woman at a bar, drinking Dave's favorite drink: a lot.

Dave did acid with his friend Terry, the little man who lives in Dave's eyebrow.

Who doesn't like porn?

The mafia should do the news.

The Amish do have sex.

Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.

Jagermeister is so sweet, Dave hands it out to little trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

Dave went all the way to the taint of Florida for the space shuttle launch, but nobody was there.

The last time Dave smoked pot, he couldn't think, his heart was pounding, and his left arm went numb.

Just once, Dave wants to go into a restaurant and order a new kind of soup.