Comedy Central Presents: Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins has a plan to increase the strength of our military and end homelessness.
Comedy Central Presents: Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
This circus freak is half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Jokes.com: Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member. Sure, it would suck for that guy...
Comedy Central Presents: Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint... No, I don't have a comedy feud.
Jokes.com: PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
I'd make the Bible illegal and my slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Dan Cummins
If you hit the lottery, you can afford to make people you don't like unhappy. And that's awesome!
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If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.