Who's the Better Jew?
One of the most important things in Judaism is growing a beard. Kenny is going to win even without one.
Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?
Wearing a gorilla suit transforms Kenny into a feral beast, while Spenny decides to pretend like nothing has changed.
First One to Get a Stain Loses
Spenny outlines the rules of the competition, which Kenny breaks in the first minute.
Staying in Character
Kenny tries out a few professional wrestling personas and Spenny takes a beating.
Who Can Commit the Most Crimes?
Obviously committing crimes goes against the entire grain of Spenny's being, but if it's to beat Kenny, he'll make an exception.
Who Can Piss Off More People
The guys compete to see who can make more people mad, and Kenny kicks off the competition by getting a point from Spenny.
The Asshole
Spenny hires the biggest asshole he knows, outside of Kenny, to help him win the competition.
Self-Defense Class
Pissing off innocent people is too easy for Kenny, so he moves his operation to a women's self-defense class.
First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can go the longest without making contact with the floor.
Who's the Better Jew?
One of the most important things in Judaism is growing a beard. Kenny is going to win even without one.
Who Can Commit the Most Crimes?
Obviously committing crimes goes against the entire grain of Spenny's being, but if it's to beat Kenny, he'll make an exception.
First One to Get a Stain Loses
Spenny outlines the rules of the competition, which Kenny breaks in the first minute.
Who Can Piss Off More People
The guys compete to see who can make more people mad, and Kenny kicks off the competition by getting a point from Spenny.
Uncensored - Lap Dance
Spenny gets an unwanted rise from a male dancer in this uncensored clip. Viewer discretion advised.
Staying in Character
Kenny tries out a few professional wrestling personas and Spenny takes a beating.
First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can go the longest without making contact with the floor.
Who Can Keep a Dump in Their Pants the Longest?
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can endure wearing a poop-filled diaper for the longest time.
Who Can Bone More Women?
Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can do the most nasty with the most women in the shortest amount of time.