Chocolate News: Last Supper
Condemned prisoner Harland Mathers realizes he might be onto something when he orders the all-you-can-eat buffet for his last meal.
Chocolate News: Barack Obama's Wardrobe
When Barack Obama said "hope" and "change," DAG thought he was talking about the direction of the country, not his wardrobe.
Chocolate News: Dumping Babies
Having a black baby on her hip finally got TV star Cindy Chamberlain into Kate Capshaw's Mommy and Me class.
Chocolate News: Black Ice
Black Ice is paving the way for black players in the whitest of sports: hockey.
Chocolate News: Vitahood
When Thelonius Brown came to Albuquerque's Knob Hill District, it was overrun with the sick and drug-addled. Now, he's keeping those folks alive.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Thelonius's Party Weekend Pack
You're high on crack, doing a speedball and Big Butt Annie walks buy. How are your thinking capacities then, young man?
Chocolate News: Outtake - New Products
When a Vitacrack patient gets off the horse, the clinic gets them right back on in no time.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Woodsy Works Out
A Vitacrack Clinic client shows off his new athletic prowess.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Woodsy Wants Money
A client of the Vitacrack Clinic sizes up Ronnie Tucker's suit.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Woodsy Wants Ronnie
A client of the Vitacrack Clinic propositions Ronnie Tucker on the street.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Dr. Happy
The clients at the Vitacrack Clinic are so excited about the products it dispenses, it's almost as if they're addicted.
Chocolate News: Outtake - Clutch Purse or Beach Bag
It was hard raising Abuntu, especially as he was getting blacker and his mother was disappearing.
Chocolate News: Outtake - ...Or He Was Kidnapped
Cindy unleashes her rage on the men who kidnapped her child.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.