Chocolate News: First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Chocolate News: Jackie Robinson Empowerment Agency
Jackie Robinson Empowerment Agency founder Thelonious Brown explains his five-point plan to get more African-Americans in the big leagues.
Chocolate News: Thugs Against High Gas Prices
Crime is responsible for 14 percent of GDP. When crime is down, so is the economy.
Chocolate News: Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Chocolate News: Electronic Voting Machines
The new electronic voting machine is the most racist piece of machinery since the SlaveCatcher 3000.
First Black President?
Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.
Peanut Wiggins
Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.
Maya Angelou's Benediction
Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.
Uncensored - Toots to Poots
Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.
No Child Left Behind
The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.
De-Negrofication Institute
Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.
Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)
The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.
Candleabra Effervesance
Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.
Desegregating Porn
In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.