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Mario Cantone - Italian-American Movies

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Put a knife in Mario's temple -- Cher has an Oscar.

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Posted: 12/23/2005

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Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni

Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.

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These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.

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Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.

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Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.

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Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - Court TV

The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.

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Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.

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Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - Italians

"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.

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10/30/2008
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Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - Broadway

Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.

Posted:
10/30/2008
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1,082

Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli

Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
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Jokes.com: Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.

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