RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Trudy Wiegel
Wiegel is ready and open for business, and would bring a futon -- her aunt's futon -- to any relationship.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Jim Dangle
Dangle is looking for a tall outdoorsy type with professional sushi chef training and basic CPR experience, who rides horses and speaks both French and Romanche.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Raineesha Williams
Williams is looking for a beautiful man with the gentle soul of a pastor and the heart of a gangster.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Frank Rizzo
What qualities will Deputy Rizzo bring to a relationship? First and foremost, he will bring the penis.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - S. Jones
Jones is an all-around great guy looking for a good woman who won't fool him.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Travis Junior
Junior's perfect date involves a plane trip to Hawaii, an act of terrorism and a life raft.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Cindy
Cindy doesn't mind dates where a man pays for her dinner, but she would rather just get the money and buy something she likes instead.
RENO 911!: Date a Cop - Jack Declan
Sgt. Declan would like to trust your beautiful face, but when you've seen horrible, horrible, horrible things, it's hard to erase those images.
Not My Waterpark
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
Donald Glover - Dong Lover
All these years, bullies have been making fun of Donald Glover for the wrong reasons.
Gaywatch - Peter Vadala & William Phillips
Peter Vadala is fired for telling his boss that homosexuality is "bad stuff," and Mick Foley protects a 10-year-old who supports gay rights.
Preview - Going to the Water Park
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
11/16/09 in :60 Seconds
Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.
Poker Face
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.
Recap - Week of 11/16/09
Highlights from the latest Daily Show headline coverage and guest interviews from the week of November 16th.
Living with the Smurfs
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 1
Lou Dobbs discusses the mutual decision that was made for him to leave CNN in this complete, unedited interview.