The Worst Speeches Of All Time

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The Worst Speeches Of All Time: Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction

Posted: 08/31/2009 | Views: 419 | Comments: 0

Seventh grader Melissa Bell treats the Forrest Park Middle School Spring Talent Show to a short story of a chance meeting between Ashton Kutcher and the mysterious, prepubescent beauty "Melissia Bello."

Adapted from an article in McSweeney's by Teddy Wayne, this video was directed by Atom.com & Comedy Central regular Brendan Colthurst (I Love the 30s and Mike Birbiglia's My Secret Public Journal ).

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Produced by Melissa Johnson
Written by Teddy Wayne
Directed by Brendan Colthurst
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In the right hands, a great speech can elevate the spirits, educate the minds, and change the very hearts of an audience. These are not those hands.

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