| Time | Show | Episode |
|---|---|---|
10:31AM |
South Park |
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
(0610)
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
Tonsil Trouble
(1201)
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. |
10:00PM |
South Park |
A Million Little Fibers
(1005)
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. |
10:30PM |
Eat, Pray, Queef |
Eat, Pray, Queef
(1304)
Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool’s joke on the boys and it doesn’t go over well. |
| Tuesday May 21, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
South Park |
Pee
(1314)
The boys’ fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
(0101)
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. |
5:54PM |
South Park |
Fourth Grade
(0412)
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. |
| Wednesday May 22, 2013 | ||
10:31AM |
South Park |
Red Man's Greed
(0707)
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. |
12:23PM |
South Park |
Helen Keller! The Musical
(0414)
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. |
12:53PM |
South Park |
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
(0416)
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. |
1:23PM |
South Park |
South Park Is Gay
(0708)
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. |
1:53PM |
South Park |
Good Times With Weapons
(0801)
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. |
5:54PM |
South Park |
Freak Strike
(0601)
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
The China Probrem
(1208)
The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he... |
10:00PM |
South Park |
Bass to Mouth
(1510)
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website. |
10:30PM |
South Park |
Medicinal Fried Chicken
(1403)
Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a... |
| Thursday May 23, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
South Park |
Jewpacabra
(1604)
The town’s big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods. |
12:31AM |
South Park |
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (1009)
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Damien
(0108)
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. |
5:54PM |
South Park |
Jared Has Aides
(0602)
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. |
| Friday May 24, 2013 | ||
2:03AM |
South Park |
Le Petit Tourette
(1108)
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he... |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
(0313)
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. |
5:52PM |
South Park |
Butters' Very Own Episode
(0514)
When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. |
| Sunday May 26, 2013 | ||
9:00PM |
South Park |
The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
(1402)
The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. |
9:31PM |
South Park |
Reverse Cowgirl
(1601)
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs. |
10:02PM |
South Park |
It's A Jersey Thing
(1409)
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. |
10:33PM |
Fishsticks |
Fishsticks
(1305)
Fishsticks - A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. |
11:03PM |
The Coon |
The Coon
(1302)
The Coon - The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. |
11:34PM |
South Park |
South Park: The Coon Trilogy (0008)
“Coon and Friends” set out to help the victims of BP’s latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it. After being rejected... |
| Monday May 27, 2013 | ||
1:07AM |
South Park |
Major Boobage
(1203)
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high... |
1:38AM |
South Park |
Whale Whores
(1311)
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world’s whales and dolphins. Viewer Discretion Advised. |
10:55AM |
South Park |
Jakovasaurs
(0305)
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. |
11:25AM |
South Park |
Trapper Keeper
(0413)
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. |
11:55AM |
South Park |
Succubus
(0303)
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend. |
12:25PM |
South Park |
Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
(0402)
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. |
12:54PM |
South Park |
Fat Camp
(0415)
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. |
1:24PM |
South Park |
Free Hat
(0609)
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. |
1:54PM |
South Park |
Butt Out
(0713)
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. |
2:24PM |
South Park |
Professor Chaos
(0606)
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side. |
2:53PM |
South Park |
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
(0809)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a... |
3:23PM |
South Park |
Kenny Dies
(0513)
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. |
3:53PM |
South Park |
Lil' Crime Stoppers
(0706)
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. |
4:23PM |
South Park |
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
(0613)
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. |
4:53PM |
South Park |
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
(0615)
When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. |
5:23PM |
South Park |
Casa Bonita
(0711)
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." |
5:53PM |
South Park |
Up the Down Steroid
(0803)
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. |
6:24PM |
South Park |
Christian Rock Hard
(0709)
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. |
6:55PM |
South Park |
Marjorine
(0909)
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to... |
7:26PM |
South Park |
Wing
(0903)
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. |
7:56PM |
South Park |
Cartman's Incredible Gift
(0813)
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and... |
8:27PM |
South Park |
Manbearpig (1006)
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. |
8:58PM |
South Park |
About Last Night…
(1212)
About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at... |
9:29PM |
South Park |
South Park Imaginationland: The Trilogy (0006)
What do evil sodomizing woodland critters, manbearpig, and Jesus all have in common? It takes one twisted imagination to make them up. |
| Tuesday May 28, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
South Park |
The Ungroundable
(1214)
The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he’s seen a Vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated... |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Starvin' Marvin in Space
(0311)
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park. Marvin and the boys travel around the world on a food gathering mission and are pursued by the CIA, the... |
| Wednesday May 29, 2013 | ||
10:31AM |
South Park |
Spontaneous Combustion
(0302)
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. |
12:18PM |
South Park |
Rainforest Shmainforest
(0301)
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. |
12:49PM |
South Park |
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus?
(0316)
This is the only show that will answer age old questions about who we are and what we're all about. |
1:20PM |
South Park |
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
(0409)
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. |
1:51PM |
South Park |
Tweek Vs. Craig
(0304)
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
Over Logging
(1206)
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he... |
10:00PM |
South Park |
You Have 0 Friends
(1404)
You Have 0 Friends - When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. |
10:30PM |
South Park |
A Scause For Applause (1613)
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic... |
| Thursday May 30, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
South Park |
1%
(1512)
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman. |
12:31AM |
South Park |
Stanley's Cup
(1014)
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Chinpoko Mon
(0310)
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. |
5:54PM |
South Park |
Scott Tenorman Must Die
(0501)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. |
| Friday May 31, 2013 | ||
2:03AM |
South Park |
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
(1010)
A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it... |
10:31AM |
South Park |
Red Badge of Gayness
(0314)
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle. |
5:50PM |
South Park |
Cartmanland
(0506)
Cartman inherits one million dollars. |