| Time | Show | Episode |
|---|---|---|
6:00PM |
South Park |
Trapped in the Closet
(0912)
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. |
8:30PM |
South Park |
Canceled
(0704)
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. |
9:00PM |
Margaritaville |
Margaritaville
(1303)
Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
T.M.I.
(1504)
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. |
| Thursday February 7, 2013 | ||
3:00AM |
South Park |
EEK, A PENIS!
(1205)
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
Up the Down Steroid
(0803)
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. |
| Friday February 8, 2013 | ||
10:30PM |
South Park |
Ginger Kids
(0911)
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair,... |
| Saturday February 9, 2013 | ||
3:00PM |
South Park |
Quintuplets 2000
(0403)
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. |
3:30PM |
South Park |
Succubus
(0303)
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend. |
4:00PM |
South Park |
Red Hot Catholic Love
(0608)
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. |
4:30PM |
South Park |
Follow That Egg
(0910)
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the... |
5:00PM |
South Park |
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
(0613)
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. |
5:30PM |
South Park |
South Park Is Gay
(0708)
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
(0610)
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. |
6:30PM |
South Park |
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
(0705)
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. |
7:00PM |
South Park |
Raisins
(0714)
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. |
7:30PM |
South Park |
Marjorine
(0909)
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to... |
8:00PM |
South Park |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
(0812)
The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera... |
8:30PM |
South Park |
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
(1010)
A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it... |
9:00PM |
South Park |
Broadway Bro Down
(1511)
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
Cartman Finds Love (1607)
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels. |
10:00PM |
South Park |
Butters' Bottom Bitch
(1309)
Butters’ Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won’t make fun of him anymore. |
10:30PM |
South Park |
Crème Fraiche
(1414)
Randy’s obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. |
11:00PM |
South Park |
The List
(1114)
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy’s looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they... |
11:30PM |
South Park |
The Ring
(1301)
The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers’ concert where they each get purity rings. |
| Monday February 11, 2013 | ||
12:00AM |
South Park |
Stanley's Cup
(1014)
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. |
8:58PM |
South Park |
A Million Little Fibers
(1005)
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. |
9:29PM |
South Park |
Crack Baby Athletic Association
(1505)
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association. |
10:30PM |
South Park |
Cash For Gold
(1602)
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel. |
| Tuesday February 12, 2013 | ||
12:01AM |
South Park |
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
(1101)
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
(0416)
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. |
| Wednesday February 13, 2013 | ||
6:00PM |
South Park |
Towelie
(0508)
There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. |
8:30PM |
South Park |
Casa Bonita
(0711)
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." |
9:00PM |
South Park |
Elementary School Musical
(1213)
Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. |
9:30PM |
South Park |
Ass Burgers
(1508)
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome. |
| Thursday February 14, 2013 | ||
6:00PM |
South Park |
Tom's Rhinoplasty
(0111)
A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. |
| Friday February 15, 2013 | ||
5:55PM |
South Park |
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus?
(0316)
This is the only show that will answer age old questions about who we are and what we're all about. |
| Saturday February 16, 2013 | ||
12:45AM |
South Park |
Asspen
(0603)
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. |
1:15AM |
South Park |
Major Boobage
(1203)
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high... |
1:45AM |
South Park |
Fatbeard
(1307)
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. Viewer Discretion Advised. |
| Monday February 18, 2013 | ||
9:00PM |
South Park |
Super Fun Time
(1207)
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center... |
9:30PM |
South Park |
Guitar Queer-O
(1113)
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan’s superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. |
10:30PM |
South Park |
Going Native (1611)
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. |
| Tuesday February 19, 2013 | ||
3:00AM |
South Park |
Simpsons Already Did It
(0607)
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world. |
12:00PM |
South Park |
Chickenlover
(0203)
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. |
12:30PM |
South Park |
Rainforest Shmainforest
(0301)
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. |
1:00PM |
South Park |
Good Times With Weapons
(0801)
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. |
1:30PM |
South Park |
Die Hippie, Die
(0902)
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. |
6:00PM |
South Park |
Professor Chaos
(0606)
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side. |