Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.

After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool’s joke on the boys and it doesn’t go over well.

The boys’ fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.

After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he...

The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.

Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a...

The town’s big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.

The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party.

With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he...

The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.

When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.

The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

Fishsticks - A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

The Coon - The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

“Coon and Friends” set out to help the victims of BP’s latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it. After being rejected...

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high...

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world’s whales and dolphins. Viewer Discretion Advised.

While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.

After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.

The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a...

Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.

After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."

Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to...

The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and...

The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at...

What do evil sodomizing woodland critters, manbearpig, and Jesus all have in common? It takes one twisted imagination to make them up.

The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he’s seen a Vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated...

Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park. Marvin and the boys travel around the world on a food gathering mission and are pursued by the CIA, the...

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case.

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

This is the only show that will answer age old questions about who we are and what we're all about.

The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he...

You Have 0 Friends - When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic...

The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon.

Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it...

The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle.

Cartman inherits one million dollars.