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South Park

Wednesdays 9pm / 8c

Time Show Episode

10:30AM

South Park
Prehistoric Ice Man (0218)

The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.

5:55PM

South Park
Fun With Veal (0605)

When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.

Sunday April 7, 2013

10:30PM

South Park
Going Native (1611)

It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Monday April 8, 2013

12:00AM

South Park
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow (0908)

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As...

10:30AM

South Park
Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut (0113)

Cartman searches for the identity of his father.

9:29PM

South Park
Royal Pudding (1503)

The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

9:59PM

South Park
Insecurity (1610)

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

10:30PM

South Park
Crack Baby Athletic Association (1505)

Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

Tuesday April 9, 2013

12:01AM

South Park
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (0901)

The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

2:01AM

South Park
Whale Whores (1311)

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world’s whales and dolphins.

10:30AM

South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut (0202)

Cartman finds out the identity of his father.

6:00PM

South Park
Trapped in the Closet (0912)

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

Wednesday April 10, 2013

10:30AM

South Park
Helen Keller! The Musical (0414)

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

12:00PM

South Park
Starvin' Marvin in Space (0311)

Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park. Marvin and the boys travel around the world on a food gathering mission and are pursued by the CIA, the...

12:30PM

South Park
Hooked on Monkey Phonics (0313)

The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.

1:00PM

South Park
Fat Camp (0415)

Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

1:30PM

South Park
Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (0402)

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

6:00PM

South Park
Wing (0903)

The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

9:00PM

South Park
Go God Go (1012)

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future to arrive at the precise release date of the newest, hottest, game goes horribly wrong.

9:30PM

South Park
Go God Go XII (1013)

Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a hot, new gaming device pass quickly. A freak accident lands him over 500...

10:30PM

South Park
Butterballs (1605)

Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.

Thursday April 11, 2013

12:01AM

Pinewood Derby
Pinewood Derby (1306)

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year’s Pinewood Derby.

12:31AM

South Park
Canada On Strike (1204)

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with...

10:30AM

South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty (0111)

A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship.

6:00PM

South Park
Marjorine (0909)

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to...

Friday April 12, 2013

10:30AM

South Park
Chickenlover (0203)

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

5:55PM

South Park
Jared Has Aides (0602)

With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

Monday April 15, 2013

10:30AM

South Park
Spooky Fish (0215)

Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.

9:59PM

South Park
Butters' Bottom Bitch (1309)

Butters’ Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won’t make fun of him anymore.

10:30PM

South Park
Raising The Bar (1609)

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

Tuesday April 16, 2013

12:01AM

South Park
Crippled Summer (1407)

Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

10:30AM

South Park
Helen Keller! The Musical (0414)

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

6:00PM

South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (0812)

The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera...

Wednesday April 17, 2013

10:30AM

South Park
Chef Aid (0214)

Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.

12:00PM

South Park
Mecha Streisand (0112)

The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world.

12:30PM

South Park
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (0209)

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

1:00PM

South Park
Cow Days (0213)

It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event.

1:30PM

South Park
Chinpoko Mon (0310)

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon.

6:00PM

South Park
Succubus (0303)

Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.

9:00PM

South Park
EEK, A PENIS! (1205)

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

9:30PM

Margaritaville
Margaritaville (1303)

Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

10:30PM

South Park
T.M.I. (1504)

Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

Thursday April 18, 2013

12:01AM

South Park
Broadway Bro Down (1511)

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

12:31AM

South Park
Breast Cancer Show Ever (1209)

Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

10:30AM

South Park
The Wacky Molestation Adventure (0416)

When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

6:00PM

South Park
Raisins (0714)

The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.