The ironic thing is this class failed their group project on Of Mice and Men for a lack of teamwork, but for their "getting a picture of us flicking off our teacher on the Internet" project, they did just fine.
Now this is funny. You see, typewriters are an antiquated technology. Most people take notes on a laptop computer these days. That's the joke!
This reminds me of the time the always hilarious Jim Lehrer had scheduled an interview with Former President Gerald Ford. Well, Ford is getting all peeved because the typically punctual Lehrer was running late. Then, in stumbles Jimmy with this giant machine and says, "Sorry, I couldn't find a replacement vinyl belt for my Dictaphone Time Master!"
Ford's jaw just drops. For a second, he thinks he's on Candid Camera and starts glancing around for the hidden Betacam. Then Lehrer is, like, "I'm just kidding, Jerry!" and he whips out the fanciest Picocassette recorder you could buy with a Diners Club card!
Thank God for the internet — without it, we wouldn't get to see how these people instill their family values into their kids.
It's not easy to raise a little one, but these people manage to do so and post it online to teach other parents the same. Let's take a look into this incredible child rearing knowledge, shall we?
After the jump, see the full list of important values people are teaching their children across the country. "America the beautiful" is right. Children are the future!
There's no need to go to fancy malls and Walmart when you can shop for high class fashion online. Introducing "Winkers," the hottest pants to sweep your lower half!
Winkers is a new business just starting up. We decorate pants, usually jeans, in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. That is, the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg WINKS for you.
And Winkers only cost between $149 to $569, which if you ask me, is worth three weeks' salary.
I got to get me a pair of these puppies before the weekend's here. And I mean puppies painted the back of some high waisted acid washed jeans. I'll be driving the men crazy at the rodeo bars! Roof Roof! Yeeee-hah!
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