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WTFriday

Joselyn Hughes — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:58 +0000

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing. Ouch.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Tosh.0 Idol Results

Joselyn Hughes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:00:10 +0000

In one of the best Tosh.0 Idols we've had in awhile, (click HERE to see it) we've got our winner. It's hitmanbreakeroftheye who has 143 more amazing videos of his amazing singing up and ready to watch online.

I think I'll have him take us out on his "interesting" rendition of the classic "Happy Birthday To You," which normally comes in around 15 seconds, but he magically makes it over three minutes. Because he's magical. Enjoy!

Last Week's Challenge Recap

Joselyn Hughes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:30 +0000

On last week's show, Daniel Tosh challenged you guys to do a couple things: guess his and comedian Todd Glass' lemonade boarding safeword, and create your own remix of Sittin' on a Toilet. Since most of your safeword guesses turned out to be just your chance to curse and say vile things in a public forum, I'm going to pass on posting those and go straight to the toilet humor. Get it?

You guys did great! HustleUnion sent us THIS awesome remix, Urlesque posted a bunch of remixes on their site after we aired, and then there's this BABY:

Thanks everyone! Keep sittin' on that toilet until we come back for Season 2!

Season One Favorites: Everett

Joselyn Hughes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:57 +0000

Since we only have 3 bloggers, we decided to ask Everett, our security guard here at Tosh.0, what his favorite moment from season one was. His answer? "The puppies and babies one." Got it, Everett. Thanks for chiming in.

What's your favorite moment from season one? Tell us in the comments!

People of Chase Bank

Joselyn Hughes — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:00:25 +0000

This "People of Walmart" picture has been floating around the internet today and it's great — except they're not in a Walmart*! Sure it's shocking, and after seeing it you will never erase the image from your mind, but it's not in a Walmart*. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole point of the blog is to capture weirdos at Walmart*, not start picking on people at a bank.

Hey, if you're going to get a book deal for your tumblr blog, be thorough.

*I'm 100% sure she shops there.

Have You Voted?

Joselyn Hughes — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:07 +0000

Not for real things like government and law, but for important things like the best web meme of 2009!

It's the URLies, Urlesque's web awards that decide who the public's favorite web items are for the year. Is it Keyboard Cat or David After Dentist!? Who's it going to be!? The anticipation is killing me!

I haven't been this excited since I entered the 8th grade student council race as treasurer. Who needs actual politics? We all waste enough time online to admit to ourselves that we love all things internet, so let's be honest.

I'm pulling for Keyboard Cat. What about you!? Go vote!

Season One Favorites: Mike

Joselyn Hughes — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:26 +0000

Mike's favorite moment from all of season one was right there in our first episode. The coconut breakdown. Ah, such fun memories.

What about you guys, what's your favorite moment from season one? Tell us in the comments.

Pic Of The Day

Joselyn Hughes — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:12 +0000

We don't normally have a pic of the day, but this kid squeezing the hell out of a kitten is hilarious. Plus, it was posted by Trig Palin over there on Buzzfeed. That Palin family is talented!

When I was growing up, my little brother climbed into the hamster cage and squeezed our hamsters to death. If I had a picture of that, I'd throw it up on the internet too. So, I don't blame this fat kid's mom. One cute thing squeezing another cute thing to death makes me want to squeeze them both to death. Cute overload!

Looking For Drama?

Joselyn Hughes — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:59 +0000

Listverse posted this list of Ten Topics You Cannot Discuss on the Internet (without serious drama following shortly thereafter), and it includes such surprise topics as "abortion," "homosexuality" and "race relations." They warn introducing these taboo topics onto a site will cause serious drama, no matter what, so stay away from them.

Interesting, I thought these introducing these topics anywhere will cause serious drama, and the only reason people discuss them online is because they're spineless turds who can't confront the problems in person and therefore do it anonymously online like the lame cowards that they are.

Just take a look at some of our more controversial posts here on the Tosh.0 blog and tell me some 13 year-old in Omaha who wrote them has the confidence to say those things out loud.
They don't.

So Listverse, calm down. Your top ten list of topics discussed online is all most people have because they're lazy and stupid. Discuss away, people. And that way, we can keep making fun of the internet.

[via The Daily What]

Cats For Gold

Joselyn Hughes — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:07 +0000

Who needs cash for gold when you've got CATS for gold?

This fake site is perfect for my Great Aunt Pattie — if she knew how to use the Internet. Why be an eccentric millionaire when you could be an eccentric cat lady? Gold can't ignore you and pee all over your fine linens!

You've got to bring your old relatives over to the computer at Thanksgiving and try it on them. If anything, it's worth a laugh or two.

[via reddit]