Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.
The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?
Who said singing in front of your webcam was a waste of time? Us. But that doesn’t matter, because you’re about to be super-duper famous. Tosh.0 Idol is where we pick random- but very talented- contestants from the web and put them up for your vote.
This week we have our contenders singing the Daughtry's "Home." But which one should be sent home? Watch and vote for your favorite so we can determine who this week's Tosh.0 Idol will be!
Wow, Spirit Airlines. You're really pushing what's appropriate with this "M.U.F.F. to Diving Destinations" online special. You can't tell me this passed all of your ad agency, marketing and executive levels without someone noticing what you were doing, right? I guess when you're Spirit Airlines, the only business you do get is from being controversial. Wait, actually, that's a fact.
In that case, carry on. Good for you guys. Do what it takes — we're proud of you for putting in the effort.
Every so often, I like to remind you guys how much I LOVE photo bombs. Check here, here or here if you can't remember.
But I'm pretty sure this could be the future of photo bombing. Balls-oto-bombing. I feel like listening to Kid Rock and watching a slide show of balls bombs pictures because I can't imagine anything more badass.
Am I late to this party? I don't care if I am; I'm just glad I was finally invited. Thanks, balls guy.
Who said singing in front of your webcam was a waste of time? Us. But that doesn’t matter, because you’re about to be super-duper famous. Tosh.0 Idol is where we pick random- but very talented- contestants from the web and put them up for your vote.
This week we have our contenders singing the Spice Girls "Wanna Be" because I heard it in a karaoke bar and thought you should endure the same torture I had to! Because I'm nice! So watch and vote for your favorite so we can determine who this week's Tosh.0 Idol will be!
Everyone and their dad tried to copy the Chicago Bear's Super Shuffle after they perfected it in 1985, but only one other organization came close to doing it.
GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Who, you ask?
I just happy Everything is Terrible is awesome enough to find and post these kinds of things for all of us to see. If you haven't checked them out before, now's the time!
First and foremost: in no way do we condone playing drinking games or drinking in any form here on Tosh.0.
But the rest of the internet does, so here's a fun drinking game posted on The Huffington Post that lists when you should drink when listening to President Obama deliver the State of the Union Address. My favorite part?
Pelosi turning into a seal? Ummmm, maybe Huff Po should leave the jokes to us.
You probably think your hands are pretty great. They feed you. They open doors for you. They allow you to do lots of other important things such as write, rub, grab, and feel. But your hands are nothing compared to this girl’s hand.
It punches and kicks! It does one-fingered push-ups! It has a black belt! Dare I say her right hand is more athletic than your entire body? I dare.
Need to get your Tosh.0 fix on your own terms? Download and watch episodes on iTunes.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed on this blog are the personal opinions of our bloggers, and in no way reflect the opinions of Comedy Central, MTV Networks or Viacom.
Warning: Some blogs or websites linked from this site may contain objectionable or uncensored content. Comedy Central is not affiliated with these websites and makes no representations or warranties as to their content.
Text TOSH to 44686 to get the latest info on Tosh.0 sent to your phone. Msg & data rates may apply. Text STOP to 44686 to opt out or HELP for more info.