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February 9, 2010 at 6:00pm

Dapper Ding Dong

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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It's clothes for weiners.

Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.

The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?

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That's all I'm going to say about this. Carry on.

[via Dapper Dicks]

February 8, 2010 at 6:00pm

Tosh.0 Idol

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Who said singing in front of your webcam was a waste of time? Us. But that doesn’t matter, because you’re about to be super-duper famous. Tosh.0 Idol is where we pick random- but very talented- contestants from the web and put them up for your vote.

This week we have our contenders singing the Daughtry's "Home." But which one should be sent home? Watch and vote for your favorite so we can determine who this week's Tosh.0 Idol will be!

CONTENDER #1
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CONTENDER #2
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NOW VOTE!

February 4, 2010 at 1:00pm

What A Deal

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Wow, Spirit Airlines. You're really pushing what's appropriate with this "M.U.F.F. to Diving Destinations" online special. You can't tell me this passed all of your ad agency, marketing and executive levels without someone noticing what you were doing, right? I guess when you're Spirit Airlines, the only business you do get is from being controversial. Wait, actually, that's a fact.

In that case, carry on. Good for you guys. Do what it takes — we're proud of you for putting in the effort.

[via Dlisted]

February 3, 2010 at 11:42pm

Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

fucking, fucking, queer, shit, shit

Now go wash your mouth out with soap.

February 3, 2010 at 10:01pm

Your Wikipedia Entries

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes



Well, you guys certainly did change the Tosh.0 Wikipedia page. So much so that it was locked with in minutes after the show ended.

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But you were thorough and although it's never nice to vandalize anything, it's still funny.

To see all the details of the (hilarious) damage, JUMP!
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February 2, 2010 at 4:00pm

Best Photobomb Ever?

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Every so often, I like to remind you guys how much I LOVE photo bombs. Check here, here or here if you can't remember.

But I'm pretty sure this could be the future of photo bombing. Balls-oto-bombing. I feel like listening to Kid Rock and watching a slide show of balls bombs pictures because I can't imagine anything more badass.

Am I late to this party? I don't care if I am; I'm just glad I was finally invited. Thanks, balls guy.

[via reddit]

February 1, 2010 at 6:00pm

Tosh.0 Idol

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Who said singing in front of your webcam was a waste of time? Us. But that doesn’t matter, because you’re about to be super-duper famous. Tosh.0 Idol is where we pick random- but very talented- contestants from the web and put them up for your vote.

This week we have our contenders singing the Spice Girls "Wanna Be" because I heard it in a karaoke bar and thought you should endure the same torture I had to! Because I'm nice! So watch and vote for your favorite so we can determine who this week's Tosh.0 Idol will be!

CONTENDER #1
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CONTENDER #2
marryingjoejonas1day

NOW VOTE!

January 29, 2010 at 2:00pm

G.L.O.W. Is The B.E.S.T.

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

Everyone and their dad tried to copy the Chicago Bear's Super Shuffle after they perfected it in 1985, but only one other organization came close to doing it.

GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Who, you ask?

It's okay if you've never heard of them, because they weren't around for long. But because God is good, they have a website and you can learn more about them there.

I just happy Everything is Terrible is awesome enough to find and post these kinds of things for all of us to see. If you haven't checked them out before, now's the time!

[via EIT]

January 28, 2010 at 3:00pm

Fun With Politics

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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First and foremost: in no way do we condone playing drinking games or drinking in any form here on Tosh.0.

But the rest of the internet does, so here's a fun drinking game posted on The Huffington Post that lists when you should drink when listening to President Obama deliver the State of the Union Address. My favorite part?

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Pelosi turning into a seal? Ummmm, maybe Huff Po should leave the jokes to us.

Unless we're too drunk, of course. (We're not).

[via The Huffington Post]

January 28, 2010 at 10:00am

You Gotta Give Her A Hand

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

You probably think your hands are pretty great. They feed you. They open doors for you. They allow you to do lots of other important things such as write, rub, grab, and feel. But your hands are nothing compared to this girl’s hand.

It punches and kicks! It does one-fingered push-ups! It has a black belt! Dare I say her right hand is more athletic than your entire body? I dare.

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