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"I tried to eat you 'cause I love you, baby.
Literally. I love the taste of human babies."
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Comments (988)
Posted by Tenaciousme69 on November 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Start your day with Vern Troyer Flakes… They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Tom Edward on November 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm
"I will always cherish suckling sweet milk from your teets. Unfortunately, I must now force swallow my mother's milk, smelling of sweaty cotton-Lycra, and tasting like eye drops."
Posted by Tenaciousme69 on November 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
…and for our top story,Surreal Life, and Austin Powers star, Vern Troyer was attacked by a homosexual bengal tiger tonight at the Detroit Zoo, Zoo officials claimed the tiger was arroused by Mr. Troyer's pink 3t hooded sweatshirt…
Posted by Brian on November 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Don't fall for it Rebecca! That's how he got Seigfried!
Posted by David Spencer on November 17, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Whhhyy!….Damn you GLASS!, Damn you…..tasty….baby…..soooo….close..
Posted by Matt on November 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I know its hard, Tiger, but if my father finds out about us, he'll kill you.
Posted by Rob Knapp on November 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Ughh, whoever invented glass is a real A-hole.
Posted by Dan Brugh on November 19, 2009 at 12:49 am
Superman: "Babies,my only weakness. Damn you Lex Luther".
Lex: "You seriously need some help".
Off camera, Lex: "Seriously, who writes this stuff? It doesn't even make sense. I quit, and Clark, you are a very sick man".
Posted by Ed on November 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I think a baby just fell out of that giant pussy.
Posted by saramary3 on November 20, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels. His was the most……………………… human.