Guy: Hey babe, will you put some sunscreen on my back before I go to my grandparent's lake house?
Girl: Sure, babe. Hey, you know last night when you went out with your buddies to the casino and didn't get back until really late?
Guy: Yeah… uh, we got a flat tire and stuff.
Girl: Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry for doubting you and thinking you went to a strip club. That wasn't cool of me.
Guy: No problem, babe.
Girl: Glad you're not mad. So, you're all set here with sunscreen; don't worry it's waterproof so you shouldn't need any more. Have fun at your sister's 8th birthday party! Love you so much!
Guy: Love you too, babe.
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Posted by LISA on September 22, 2009 at 9:03 pm
DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR'S SAY???? PENIS…..DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR'S SAY….VAGINA!!! PENIS….VAGINA….PENIS….VAGINA
Posted by tony on September 15, 2009 at 9:28 pm
danile how fucked up were you decide to do that
Posted by brandon on September 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I went to Africa & all I got was this lousy native tan line.
Posted by brandon on September 15, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Does this dick make me look fat?
Posted by Michael on September 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Thats something I would totally do to one of my friends. A work of pure genious ;D
Posted by Natty B on September 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Thanks for the link. how about a link exchange?